If *I* established a kingdom I would simply put an end to the cycle of the rise and fall of empires by governing wisely and being really good at fending off invasions and proving I earned the Mandate of Heaven and not letting my defining character traits end up being my downfall
Guy reading The Romance of the Three Kingdoms on the train but shaking his head with every page to show everyone he disapproves of the misuse of imperial authority
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#i would just Not lose the mandate of heaven. rip to the han dynasty but i'm different
#im sorry. but this is something liu bei would say
#literature#everyone believes they're liu bei but the moment liu bei believes he is liu bei was the beginning of liu bei's downfall etc etc
#lmao i can't believe cao cao got a Tumblr account#EDIT: im a fool. this is classic liu bei clownery
when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
You know, it's very funny that the right-wing had a fat bug up its ass about "virtue signalling" when they can't stop doing shit like this
It's like: yes, thank you. you have expensive kit and an agreeable muscle-to-fat ratio and you have the same opinion most other people have. thank you for signalling your virtue to us. We know that you are a good american boy. Liked shared and subscribed.
You have signaled your virtues and the signal has been received loud and clear, thank you. You really want us to know you're ready to hurt bad people.
except. I gotta say.
why did you go to all that effort only to wear these fuckin little boy shoes
Magpul PMAG is about 2.5" across. Measuring the pixel count in this, front to back on the showing side of the pmag is about 32 pixels. That means each inch is 12.8 pixels. Measuring from between his feet to the point in the helmet where his head would stop, using the position of his night vision as a reference, this man's height is 849 pixels. Divide 849 by 12.8 and you get 66.32". This man is Five feet, Six inches tall.
Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source
Thinking about 13 Latvias again
